1.Do you
believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again?
2.Do you
sleep on your stomach?...No? ...Can I ?
3.Is that
a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.
4.Tomorrow
morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
5.Your
parents must be bakers cuz they sure put out a great set of buns!
6.Your
parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them
in your eyes.
7.Do you
have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in
love.
8.Do you
have some Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?
9.Pardon
me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
10.Would
you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?....[slap self]...What? you don't
like pizza?
11.Your
legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
12.That
shirt is very becoming on you, of course, if I were that shirt I would be
coming on you, too.
13.If I
told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?
14.Pez?
15.I heard
milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons at a time!
16.Hi, my
name is Mike. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.
17.Person
A: Excuse me, but could you give me directions?
Person B: To where?
Person A: Your heart...
18.Fuck me
if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
19.Come
over here and sit on my lap--we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
20.The
voices in my head say you should go out with me....
21.Hey, is
it hot in here, or is it just you?
22.If I
could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.
23.[Gesture
for person to come over]
I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of
my body.
24.Person
A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Person B: No.
Person A: Well then, please start.
25.If I
follow you home, will you keep me?
26.Have you
ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?
27.Pardon
me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
28.[Lick
finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. Just a
light touch will do]
So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes...
29.Person
A: [Hold up two fingers on one hand]
Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: Because they're mine.
30.Person
A: [Walks up to B and gently pulls up B's collar and looks at the tag in B's
shirt] [Hmphs] [Pauses] [Walks away]
Person B: What the hell? What was that? etc...
Person A: Oh... I was just checking to see if it said "Made in
Heaven."
31.I've got
the ship, you've got the harbor.... What say we tie up for the night?
32.Person
A: Did it hurt?
Person B: What?!?!?!?!?
Person A: When you fell from the sky as an angel!
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